Tea Party Speaker Line-Up: The Best EVAH

Because YOU PEOPLE of the St. Louis Tea Party Coalition have done so much to HOLD BACK SOCIALISM, STAND UP TO VIOLENCE, and RESTORE OUR REPUBLIC, some of the HOTTEST NAMES in movement conservatism want to party with YOU, cowboy!

In addition to your ST. LOUIS TEA PARTY regulars and local celebrities, we are STOKED like Nancy Pelosi trippin’ acid at a Dave Matthews concert to announce:

• A national expert on the destructive effects of Cap and Trade on YOUR ability to feed, clothe, and house your family
• A Hollywood producer who gave up the easy life to HONOR our Men and Women in uniform and to stand UP to the  cowardly Hollywood jerks who spit on our heroes.
• An investigative journalist who’s exposing and destroying the the CHICAGO-STYLE corruption that Barack Obama hopes to make “cool.”

If I had final permission to announce these names right now, I would.  But I don’t.  So WATCH THIS SITE FREQUENTLY.

And if you know of ANYONE who’s EVER SERVED in the U. S. Military, anyone who CONSUMES anything that contains or requires CARBON DIOXIDE (like  . . . everything), or anyone who believes ACORN and SEIU POLITICAL CORRUPTION is for THIRD WORLD BANANA REPUBLICS and not for the USA, then get them to Kiener Plaza at Noon on Saturday, November 28.

Politico.com says the Tea Party Movement is dead.  ARE YOU DEAD?  Then let’s send them ALL a message on the 28th.

AND BRING CHRISTMAS CARDS!!!! AND FINE-TIPPED MARKERS