Tuesday, August 4th, 2009 @ 2:48PM
Barack Obama wants to turn everyone into a Nazi snitch.
The Nazis used snitches, including children, to turn in enemies of the state. Barack Obama has unleashed a program inspired by the National Socialists to identify and, presumably, punish citizens who speak out against socialized medicine.
There is a lot of disinformation about health insurance reform out there, spanning from control of personal finances to end of life care. These rumors often travel just below the surface via chain emails or through casual conversation. Since we can’t keep track of all of them here at the White House, we’re asking for your help. If you get an email or see something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Eric Odom of American Liberty Alliance wants to turn the tables on our Fuhrer. Please send an email (or 1,000) to email@example.com asking them to investigate the House Bill, the Senate Bill, Barack Obama’s fishy plans, Ezekiel Emanuel’s eugenics, and all the other evil-doing from the Obama Administration and Congress.
Ask firstname.lastname@example.org to investigate union thug tactics to quell dissent in North Carolina. Ask email@example.com why left-wing media like the St. Louis Post-Dispatch decry citizens stating their views to Congressmen but support threats and intimidation by unions and leftist activists.
If Obama wants to hear our tales of fishy healthcare lies, let him.