Taco Bell Chihuahua: RIP

The St. Louis Tea Party mourns the passing of the Taco Bell Chihuahua.  An icon of free enterprise capitalism, the little fellow introduced millions of Americans to the Gordito, the Double-Stuffed Burrito, and the Chalupa. Under the Chihuahua’s spokesdogship, Taco Bell introduced 7 new ways to combine its 5 ingredients of ground beef, cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, and tortillas. 

The Chihuahua leaves behind 14 bitches, 723 children, 2,878 grandchildren, 14,098 great-children, and countless great-great-grandchildren. 

Adios, muy piqueno amigo!